Last night I dreamed this epiphany, and woke up feeling awed. I had discovered a new psychological state of being, and it was called 'the answer plane' and you reached the Answer Plane by, get this, being psychologically ready to answer a question. Sometimes, people had problems with not being mentally (or possibly linguistically) ready to answer a ( Read more... )

If you swallow some cum, and a watermelon seed, you'll give birth to twins!

Only, one will have a watermelon for a head, and will only ever be able to find work in goofy horror games like Silent Hill XIV: Return of Watermelon Head ( Read more... )